WARNING: THE FOLLOWING SIX QUOTES INVOLVE JESSICA AND A TURTLE.
Jessica: What if he licks you?
Jessica: Good boy (Using a pen to pat the turtles chin...if turtles actually have chins...)
Jessica: It's mouth is a shell, it's hard too!
Jessica: Imagine they divorce over the cheese... (watching two turtles fight over cheese)
Science Teacher: Do you even know what you're talking about?
Jessica: Yes, I do know what I is talking about.
Jessica: How many Ten Commandments are there?
Melissa: Oh my gosh, my shooooes!
Michelle: You have, like, the perfect feet!
Everyone: Knock on wood.
Michelle: Stop knocking on wood!
Michelle: Kurt! (repeated line)
Tori: Repeat that line in your head... (Tori's catchphrase)
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