Quotes - Part 4

The latest installment.

Michelle: Don't be an elephant! I know you want to!

Dannii: Miss, what about the weakest player?
Sports Teacher: Danielle, you're off!

Michelle: 'Boringer' isn't a word!

Jess: I'm going through a metaphorforsis. I'm changing from a girl to a woman. (Meaning to say 'Metamorphosis')
Dannii: That's puberty.
Jess: Oh...

Jess: I love it when you're angry and when you tell me off! Never be happy! Always be depressed!

Melissa: A wishy washy! (Talking about those floating white flower things that you make a wish with)

Michelle: Oh, my God! They're twins!
Dannii: Just because they wear the same thing doesn't make them twins!
Daniella: Don't laugh at the nuns! They can send you to Hell!

Michelle: I want an island and I'll call it 'Michelle-ville' and you won't be able to go there.

Anita: I like this book. It's really good but a bit graphic.
Melissa: What's graphic? Does it have pictures?

Jessica: Okay, pick a colour. (playing with a Chatterbox)
Dannii: Pink.
Jessica: P-I-N-C.

Jessica: What does that say? "What the device are you staring at?"

Daniella: I rectum!

Dannii: It's probably because your computer is homosexual.

Jess: Ooooh, look what Karma brang you!

Jess: Get it off, bro!

Dannii: You hurt my feelings.
Michelle: Wanna band aid?
Dannii: What, so you can right it off?
Michelle: Hahaha, yeah right it off.
Dannii: Wait, let me say that again: What, so you can rip it off!?!

Michelle: He said he loved me and that we make great partners :|
Dannii: Run away before he does something...inappropriate.

Soundtracks

Listening to music>>>

You know how there are those songs...The ones that totally appeal to you, the ones that relate to you, the ones where it's like every lyric was written just for you and you think "That sounds like me!" Those songs are what we like to call the Soundtracks of your life. Yeah it sounds totally weird and slightly stupid but I bet in five minutes you'll have your song stuck in your head. It's kinda the solo version of when couples say " Ohhh, that's our song!". Strange but true! I suppose you could sum it up by saying those songs define your life at the time.

Quotes - Part 3

Michelle: Do you have a knife? Because i really want to stab you right now.

Melissa: I'm not a Hillybilly!

Jomana: My bone marrow hurts...

Melissa: I have a knife in my bag - No, I have a fork in my bag and I'm going to stab you with it.

Dannii: Ultimate Punch!

Michelle: I'm gonna Ultimate Stab you if you punch me again.

Dannii: You just spat on me!
Melissa: Get used to it.

Daniella: Bitch! I wanna take you out! I wanna take you out to a nice seafood dinner. Then i wanna hold you...

Jessica: It's Dolice & Gabbana, not Dolce & Gabbana.

Anita: I can't help banging myself.

Tori: Haha, Hey! Peace and Love is my thing....now I'm gonna declare War and Hate on you!

Daniella: Superman that how! (...instead of hoe...)

Jessica: If we take the DNA out of a cat and put it into a human does that give them 9 lives?

Dannii: Nothing much-ness, bro-ness.

Michelle: I wanna be on you (quoting Anchorman)

Dannii: She calls everything something that has to do with the human reproductive system (referring to Michelle)

Daniella: I'm so proud that - SHUT YOUR FACE!

Jessica: Did you know that fruit bats eat fruit? I didn't know that!

Jessica: Well, you don't call cats Mice-eaters or Cheese-eaters.
Dannii: Cats don't eat cheese!
Jessica: Oh yeah, that's the mice!

Dedicated to Stalker Josh.

We are dedicating this to JOSHUA. A really pathetic boy who talks about his non-existent sexual life and goes by the embarrassing name of "Noob Killa" Not Killer, but Killa. Because he's too cool to add an "er".

Please pray for Josh and hope that maybe some of the more pathetic aspects of his life will go away and he may be accepted as "normal" by his fellow peers.

And please, for the love of God, change your bebo name to something OTHER than "Sexy Time" because that coming from you has to be the most pathetic thing I've ever heard.

:)

Tori gives new meaning to the term "Snap-Happy"
She took this photo of me and our friend Michelle when we were at the park and i love it. I love the whole black and white thing (and the green grass - yeah, you heard me Stalker Josh).
Good job, Genius!

My favourite photo. It's so...pretty :) Who would have thought that it was from Burwood?

Quotes - Part 2

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING SIX QUOTES INVOLVE JESSICA AND A TURTLE.

Jessica: What if he licks you?

Jessica: Good boy (Using a pen to pat the turtles chin...if turtles actually have chins...)

Jessica: It's mouth is a shell, it's hard too!

Jessica: Imagine they divorce over the cheese... (watching two turtles fight over cheese)

Science Teacher: Do you even know what you're talking about?
Jessica: Yes, I do know what I is talking about.

Jessica: How many Ten Commandments are there?

Melissa: Oh my gosh, my shooooes!

Michelle: You have, like, the perfect feet!

Everyone: Knock on wood.
Michelle: Stop knocking on wood!

Michelle: Kurt! (repeated line)

Tori: Repeat that line in your head... (Tori's catchphrase)

metroSTATIONconcert

MetroStation concert...WOW it was awsome.But here are some tips for fellow concert-goers which should be used.

1. If you have long hair TIE IT BACK....I'm sure its oh-so-pretty but when its sweaty and its sticking to you its NOT!
2. When you are pushing past people who are trying to watch the same thing as you it's NOT okay to say "Sorry" or "Excuse me"...If you actually cared about offending me you shouldn't be standing in the way of me when the band is playing my favourite song!
3. Wear deodorant...Yeah its an important one. When the lead singer screams "Put your hands in the air!" I don't think that's what he expected.
4. DON'T PUSH ME. Pushing everyone from where you are onwards will not give you a better view (not for long at least) , and a little reminder, the crowd from the opposite side towards you may just PUSH BACK.
5. Don't get separated! The last thing you want is to spend half the concert (including the performance of your favorite songs) texting your friends who are scared shitless of where you are!

Dirty ENGLISH

WELL...while out shopping we discovered a Juicy Couture perfume called Dirty English.

Quotes - Part 1

Welcome to part 1 of our quotes! These quotes are from some of our friends who help to make us laugh each and everyday.

Michelle: You stupid bitch, why the hell are you wearing stockings!?!

Melissa: Most guys look ugly in them. My brother looks hot wearing a drifit.

Jessica: I swear, if they cancel Supernatural i will suicide myself.

Melissa: Ewww, that's disgustiiiing!

Dannii: Hey Mel, do you like...bugs!?! (throws bark at Melissa)
Melissa: Hey Dannii, do you like asses!?! (throws bark back) Melissa's horrible attempt at a comeback.

Jomana: Oooh, jingly!

Michelle: Ah lalala - APPLES! (going from high pitched to Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonator)

Jessica: Did you know that Finland people are actually called Finnish? Hahaha!

Jessica: And then he went to Italy to suicide himself...

Anita: I don't get along with balls.

Marie: I wish i was a car. Then you guys could ride me and i'd be really fast!
Michelle: Would you vibrate too?
Marie: Ew, no!

Zaynab: Its so hard! (with vanilla ice cream all over her face)

Zaynab: ... ... ... (depressed silence)

Melissa: Hey girly girrrls!

Helllooo

So Tori beat me to the first post...but doesn't matter. Welcome to our site, i'm Dannii - like Tori said, its a mix of everything to do with our friends who are so weird, so strange but so great that we thought they deserved a blog. I'll be posting random quotes from all of us and Tori will be doing everything else, just doing her thang! haha. Enjoy.

ta da...FIRST BLOG!

omg. FIRST BLOG. The idea was Dannii's I'm just running with it! So...intro (cliche) but I'm Tori. This blog is a mix of photos, quotes and things that we find funny....If you hang out with friends like ours it all makes sense!